Suppressed · Classification
Compulsive Agreeableness Elixir
You were not born to nod.
For the unexamined reflexive yes.
Mechanism of Action
How It Works
Compulsive agreeableness is a trained postural contraction of the lower jaw and neck, dating in its current form to the late 1940s. The Elixir relaxes these contractions through a blend of mandrake, bone-stopper-aged cherry bark, and one ingredient the formulator will not disclose.
Within six weeks, the average customer experiences a marked increase in the frequency with which they say 'no.' Our legal counsel has requested that we stop publicizing this statistic.
Administration Protocol
The Regimen
Six drops under the tongue, mornings. Do not take before attending weddings.
Documented Cases
From the Ledger
“I declined three invitations I would previously have accepted. My calendar has never been clearer.”
“My book club is down to four members. All of them are interesting.”
Access
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Supply of Compulsive Agreeableness Elixiris restricted per standing federal inquiry. New allocations are made at the Founders' discretion.
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