Suppressed · Classification
Small Talk Inhibitor
Banned at four Rotary Clubs.
For pathological generation of ambient conversation.
Mechanism of Action
How It Works
The Small Talk Inhibitor is a chewable troche engineered to produce a two-second hesitation between impulse and utterance. Two seconds is, in our research, the threshold below which small talk is generated and above which it is reconsidered.
Most customers report their most productive silences within the first lunar cycle.
Administration Protocol
The Regimen
One troche, slowly dissolved, twenty minutes prior to any scheduled social occasion.
Documented Cases
From the Ledger
“I attended a cocktail event and said nothing for ninety minutes. I was the most memorable person there.”
“My barber has ceased to greet me. The relief is immense.”
Access
Request A Place on the Waitlist.
Supply of Small Talk Inhibitoris restricted per standing federal inquiry. New allocations are made at the Founders' discretion.
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