The Protocols
Sixteen remedies, restored from the Archive. Each bears a lot number. Each is waitlisted. Supply is restricted per standing inquiry.
Suppressed
Tincture No. 7 — Hiccup Dissolution
The remedy the AMA quietly declassified in 1962.
$289
Ancestral
Cerumen Siphon Protocol
What you call earwax was called, historically, a verdict.
$447
Restricted
Anti-Blink Pomade
The eyelid as we know it was a nineteenth-century addition.
$189
Ancestral
Thirst Reversion Lozenges
Ancestral peoples did not 'get thirsty.' They were told to.
$126
Suppressed
Monday Morning Compound
The day itself is not at fault. But it is not innocent.
$312
Ancestral
Doorway Amnesia Drops
You remember why. The doorway does not.
$198
Restricted
Tangled-Cord Resonance Pendant
The cord did not tangle itself. It was helped.
$622
Suppressed
Compulsive Agreeableness Elixir
You were not born to nod.
$389
Suppressed
Small Talk Inhibitor
Banned at four Rotary Clubs.
$164
Restricted
Bilateral Thumb Fatigue Balm
They say it does not exist. Your thumbs disagree.
$246
Ancestral
Chronic Ambient Wednesday Reversal
A condition suffered silently by millions.
$772
Restricted
Spiritual Static Discharge Kit
You are a capacitor. You were not designed to be.
$1180
Ancestral
Sneeze Redirection Protocol
Sneezes contain information. Do not release them skyward.
$354
Ancestral
Lost-Key Divination Salts
Your keys did not move. You did.
$98
Suppressed
Eye-Contact Endurance Drops
The average citizen has lost 6.3 seconds of sustained gaze.
$212
Restricted
Lunar Transit Malaise Balm
It is not you. It is the moon, in part.
$538