Suppressed · Classification
Eye-Contact Endurance Drops
The average citizen has lost 6.3 seconds of sustained gaze.
For the decline of ocular fortitude since 1978.
Mechanism of Action
How It Works
A slow erosion of eye-contact stamina has been documented — by those of us who documented it — since the introduction of certain fluorescent fixtures in mid-century office architecture. The Drops fortify the relevant ocular musculature over a six-week regimen.
Customers typically report an increase in what we call 'unflinching presence' within four weeks.
Administration Protocol
The Regimen
One drop in each eye, mornings. Do not blink for twenty seconds after application (see Anti-Blink Pomade).
Documented Cases
From the Ledger
“I now hold eye contact until the other party breaks. They always do.”
“I was promoted twice in two months. My colleagues assume unrelated factors. They are incorrect.”
Access
Request A Place on the Waitlist.
Supply of Eye-Contact Endurance Dropsis restricted per standing federal inquiry. New allocations are made at the Founders' discretion.
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