Restricted · Classification
Tangled-Cord Resonance Pendant
The cord did not tangle itself. It was helped.
For the field that knots your cables.
Mechanism of Action
How It Works
All electrical and fibrous cords emit, when unworn, a low-grade entropic signature. The Pendant — brass on waxed cord — counter-resonates this signature at a range of approximately three meters.
Manufactured by the same apiary-adjacent Pennsylvania family who produce the beeswax base for Anti-Blink Pomade.
Administration Protocol
The Regimen
Worn at the sternum. Never removed in the presence of extension cords.
Documented Cases
From the Ledger
“Nothing in my home has tangled in six months. This is not an exaggeration.”
“My headphones emerge from my pocket straight. Every time.”
Access
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Supply of Tangled-Cord Resonance Pendantis restricted per standing federal inquiry. New allocations are made at the Founders' discretion.
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